This is scientific proof that cats are squirrels. Not really. I have no idea what scientific proof might be, but I'm pretty sure this is not scientific proof. To have the correct scientific proof I think it requires hippopotamuses-- hippopotamusi?-- and questions. Oh well. I believe that this is proof that cats are squirrels for three reasons:
- The cat is tolerating the squirrel just fine. If that cat was in fact a cat, I'm sure it would eat the squirrel.
- The squirrel is perfectly calm around the cat. It is comfortable with the cat, I'm sure, because the cat is the squirrel's long lost ancestor.
- There aren't actually three answers. I just don't like having only two.
Are these valid reasons? Oh, well, we'll just see what the "Cats aren't squirrels" team has to say tomorrow.
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