Cats are NOT Squirrels

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Cats are not squirrels! How can they possibly be? Cats are predators, and squirrels their prey. How could they ever be the same thing? Yes, cats will adopt squirrels into their families, but that doesn't prove anything! That's like saying pickles aren't cucumbers with no evidence!

But on the other hand, what are cats? They are butter. They melt in your arms and can turn into a solid in an instant, and use this to their advantage when melting out of a human's arms when they are being petted. Look it up. Cats are butter!

They will ALWAYS be BUTTER, not SQUIRRELS!!!