Cats are NOT Squirrels

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Cats are not squirrels! How can they possibly be? Cats are predators, and squirrels their prey. How could they ever be the same thing? Yes, cats will adopt squirrels into their families, but that doesn't prove anything! That's like saying pickles aren't cucumbers with no evidence!

But on the other hand, what are cats? They are butter. They melt in your arms and can turn into a solid in an instant, and use this to their advantage when melting out of a human's arms when they are being petted. Look it up. Cats are butter!

They will ALWAYS be BUTTER, not SQUIRRELS!!!

Cats are Squirrels

This is scientific proof that cats are squirrels. Not really. I have no idea what scientific proof might be, but I'm pretty sure this is not scientific proof. To have the correct scientific proof I think it requires hippopotamuses-- hippopotamusi?-- and questions. Oh well. I believe that this is proof that cats are squirrels for three reasons:

1. The cat is tolerating the squirrel just fine. If that cat was in fact a cat, I'm sure it would eat the squirrel. 
2. The squirrel is perfectly calm around the cat. It is comfortable with the cat, I'm sure, because the cat is the squirrel's long lost ancestor. 
3. There aren't actually three answers. I just don't like having only two.

Are these valid reasons? Oh, well, we'll just see what the "Cats aren't squirrels" team has to say tomorrow.

Lets all be Cat Squirrels Together!

Hello, friends. Welcome to my new blog, Cat Squirrels. Let's hope everyone has fun being cat squirrels! Why this blog was started: are cats squirrels? Are they normal cats? Or, as some suspect, are they butter?! This blog will help you decide, and by the end, we will know. . . are cats squirrels?